Willow & Xander Picspam & Best Moment (In English) by grappig47

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Xander: guess who!
Willow: Uh, Xander?
Xander: Yeah, but keep guessing anyway.
Willow: Xander.
Xander: [takes his hand from her eyes] Oh, I can't fool ya, you see right through my petty charade. We goin' to the Bronze tonight?


**This moment was just too cute. Watching Xander come up behind Willow and asking her "guess who?" even though he knows she knows it's him, and she plays along anyway is one of the first moments that I fell in love with their friendship**








[Xander is pacing back and forth, Willow appears in the doorway, sees him ,smiles and walks toward him. ]
Willow: I'll say this for the Y chromosome ... looks good in a tux.
Xander: [tries to smile] Well, your double X's don't look too bad there, either.
Willow: [fiddles with his clothing] You're getting married. My little Xander.
Xander: All growed up.
Willow: It's a good thing I realized I was gay, otherwise, hey, you, me and formal wear...
[Xander gives a small smile and hugs her]
Willow: Do you know how much I love you?
Xander: Mmm ... 'bout half as much as I love you.


**Xander's getting married! Omg, for some reason I put myself in both of their shoes during this scene. They've known each other and have been friend since Kindergarten and here one of them are and getting married. I just know what's going through their minds just during this scene. It seems all too surreal to both of them. And when they say 'I love you' it just screams cuteness all over again and makes me jealous of them all the more.**







Xander: I'll tell you what it is. It's the frickin' doctors. I mean, they just let her out, you know? Clean bill of health. Dig a hole in your skull. Here's a band-aid. Next!
Willow: Xander...
Xander: They should have checked her over, they should have had her in. Well, don't we have enough monsters in this town, the doctors gotta help 'em out?
Willow: Xander, I-I don't think it was ... any ... it just happened.
Xander: [looks around] Things don't happen! I mean ... they don't *just* happen. Somebody... I mean, somebody's got...
Willow: Okay. [puts up her fists] Let's go. Come on, you and me. Come on.
[Xander stares at her, then sighs. He walks over to her, kisses her on the forehead]
Xander: You know I can't take you.
Willow: Damn straight.


**This episode alone had me crying. But this scene was powerful as well. Not only did we have Anya's breakdown, Xander's was just as powerful. Even with all the emotion in the room and the sorrow everyone is feeling for what happened to Joyce, Willow can still make Xander smile. When she held up her hand to fight him, I smiled 'cause Willow is awesome and she knows how to cheer up her best friend **







Xander: Come on, Will. Look, you don't have a choice here. You gotta wake up. I need you, Will. I mean, how am I gonna pass trig, you know? [chuckles] And who am I gonna call every night... and talk about everything we did all day? You're my best friend. You've always… [pause]
Xander: I love you.


**This scene broke my heart. Her best friend, and he chooses to be right by her side, waiting for her to wake up. I truly think that Willow was able to hear him. I love how Xander was treating her like he would any other day, by throwing in a joke even though he was probably serious. This scene also shows us how close they are. Heck they hang out all day and then go home and talk about everything they did that day. This scene really makes me jealous of them and what they have. **







[Walking though the cemetery]
Willow: Okay, um...
Xander: It's your turn.
Willow: I, alright, okay, uh... 'In the few hours that we had together, we loved a lifetime's worth.'
Xander: Terminator.
Willow: Good! Great.
Xander: Um, oh, okay, I got one. 'It's a madhouse! A mad...'
Willow: [interrupts] Planet of the Apes.
Xander: Can I finish, please?
Willow: Oh! Sorry, go ahead.
Xander: '...house!'
Willow: Planet of the Apes. Okay, good. Me. Uh...
Xander: Well?
Willow: I'm thinking. 'Use the Force, Luke.'
Xander: Do I even have to dignify that with a guess?
Willow: I couldn't think of anything. It's a dumb game anyway.
Xander: Well, what else do you wanna do? We already played rock, paper, scissors. My hands cramped up.
Willow: Well, yes, if you're always scissors of course your tendons are gonna strain...
Xander: [interrupts] Y'know, I just gotta say that this has been the most boring summer ever.
Willow: Yeah, but on the plus side no monsters or stuff.
[She sits on the nearby wall]
Xander: I'm just so restless! I'm actually looking forward to school startin' up again.
Willow: Yeah, and that wouldn't have anything to do with a certain girl we both know who is a Vampire Slayer?
Xander: Please, I'm so over her. Did she, uh, mention when she might be gettin' back? About which I do not care.
Willow: I haven't heard from her. I got a couple postcards when she went to L.A., but then, like, nothing.
Xander: Well, she's probably with her dad having a good time.
Willow: And you don't care?
Xander: Well, okay, there might be some interest. I'm a man. I have
certain desires, certain needs...
Willow: Uhhh! I don't wanna know.
Xander: I got a movie for ya! (taps her nose with his ice cream)
Willow: (surprised) Xander!
Xander: You're Amish! You can't fight back... 'cause you're Amish! I mock you with my ice cream cone, Amish guy!
Willow: Witness. (pouty) My nose is cold.
Xander: Let me get that for ya. [leans in to lick off her nose]
Willow: Xander!
Xander: I'm sorry, I can't help myself. Your nose looks so tasty.


**I really liked this scene. It kind of shows you what they used to do before the met Buffy. Playing simple games that only the two of them can enjoy with each other, eating ice cream and walking together at night. I am still somewhat in favor of them getting together, I just wish they did it before Willow met Oz. but I just loved this scene and got made when that vamp interrupted them.**






Xander: Cordelia, man, she does love titles!
Willow: [reminded by that, laughing hysterically] Oh, God! Remember in
sixth grade with the field trip?
Xander: Right! Right! The guy with the antlers on his belt!
Willow: Be my Deputy!
Xander: And remember the, the hat?
Willow: Oh God! The hat!


**Great scene! I felt a little bad for Buffy 'cause she wasn't in on the inside joke, but these two have been through a lot together. It also is great how they don't have to say much or anything at all to know what the other is talking about. They read each other so well. **






Willow: Bored now.
Willow: This is the part that's less fun. When there isn't any screaming.
Cordelia: What's up with you two and the leather?
Willow: [to Xander] Play now?
Xander: It's not that I don't appreciate your appetite, Will, but I thought we agreed it was my turn.
[Willow whines and brushes her hand against Xander's chest.]
Cordelia: No. No! No way! I wish us into Bizarro Land, and you guys are still together?! I cannot win!
Xander: Probably not. [vamps out] But I'll give you a head start.
Cordelia: [gasps] No!
[Cordelia runs]
Willow: I love this part.
[they kiss]
Xander: You love all the parts.


**Okay this entire episode just kicked ass! I Love vamp Xander and Willow. Willow is such a bad ass I was glad they brought her back later. It's great to see that even if the world had pretty much ended and they got vamped, that they'd still be together. This just all together shows how strong their friendship is in real life that it is able to follow them into the other world**








Willow: [holding Xander's hand] So, I guess you're stuck with me then, huh? Let's order some cherry-flavored off-brand gelatin, and then I think we'll be up for a rousing game of—
Xander: I might need a parrot.
Willow: Huh?
Xander: Well, to go with the eye patch, to really complete the look. I think I still have that costume from Halloween.
Willow: Yeah, and don't underestimate the impact of a peg leg. Maybe the hospital can hook you up with a nice one. Maybe they have a 2-body-parts for the price of one kind of deal.
Xander: Oh, you know what the best part is? No one will ever make me watch jaws 3-D again.
Willow: Yeah, and, you'll never have to... [tries to stifle her tears as they well up in her eyes, squeezes Xander's hand tighter]
Xander: *sighs*[he at Willow as tears well up in her eyes] Oh, Willow... please don't.


***This was so sad. Xander tries to make the situation light by throwing in some jokes as usual, even though he had lost half of his sight. Willow is trying to be there for him by joking along with him, but when she realizes al the stuff he's never be able to do anymore just breaks my heart. I just wanted to hug both of them and tell them it would be alright. Another way to show you these two friends are in it forever. **







[Willow walk up to Xander who had just crashed and was still lying on the ground after looking at Buffy. She looks down at him, smiling and pulling her hair behind her ear.]
Xander: [sees her] Willow! You're so very much the person that I wanted to see! (gets up)
Willow: Oh, really?
[They start walking toward the school.]
Xander: Yeah. You know, I kinda had a problem with the math.
Willow: Uh, which part?
Xander: The math. Can you help me out tonight, pleeeease, be my study buddy?
Willow: Well, what's in it for me?
Xander: A shiny nickel!
Willow: Okay. Do you have 'Theories in Trig'? You should check it out.
Xander: Check it out?
Willow: From the library? Where the books live.
Xander: Right, I'm there! See, I wanna change...


**They couldn't have introduced Willow and Xander any better. This scene is one of my favorite just because we learn later that this is who they are. They have their inside jokes and they can joke with one another and still be the best of friends**







Xander: Hey, black-eyed girl. Whatcha doin'?
Willow: Get out of here.
Xander: Ah, no. You're not the only one with powers, you know. You may be a hopped-up uber-witch, but ... this carpenter can dry-wall you into the next century.
Willow: I'm not joking, Xander. Get out of my way. Now.
[Willow sends a bolt of magic at Xander. It lifts him off his feet and throws him to the ground at the base of the statue.]
later...
Willow: You can't stop this.
Xander: Yeah, I get that. It's just, where else am I gonna go? You've been my best friend my whole life. World gonna end ... where else would I want to be?
Willow: Is this the master plan? You're going to stop me by telling me you love me?
Xander: Well, I was going to walk you off a cliff and hand you an anvil, but ... it seemed kinda cartoony.
Willow: Still making jokes.
Xander: I'm not joking. I know you're in pain. I can't imagine the pain you're in. And I know you're about to do something apocalyptically evil and stupid, and hey. [spreading out his arms] I still want to hang. You're Willow.
Willow: Don't call me that.
Xander: First day of kindergarten. You cried because you broke the yellow crayon, and you were too afraid to tell anyone. You've come pretty far, ending the world, not a terrific notion. But the thing is? Yeah. I love you. I loved crayon-breaky Willow and I love ... scary veiny Willow. So if I'm going out, it's here. If you wanna kill the world? Well, then start with me. I've earned that.
Willow: You think I won't?
Xander: It doesn't matter. I'll still love you.
Willow: Shut up.
[Willow gestures with her hand and scratches Xander. He takes a pause and looks back up at her.]
Xander: I love you.
[She scratches him again, he moves forward slightly]
Xander: [panting] I ... love y-
Willow: Shut up!!
[Willow attacks him again, but he keeps moving]
Xander: I love you, Willow.
Willow: Stop!
[She attacks again but nothing really happens]
Xander: I love you.
Willow: Stop.
[Willow starts to cry and, as Xander gets right up to her, she starts hitting him with her fists. Xander just stands there and takes it. After a moment she stops hitting and starts to cry for real. She falls to her knees and Xander kneels with her, puts his arms around her and holds her while she sobs.]
Xander: I love you.

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